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Metroid Other M - Every Unlock by AndyKluthe Metroid Other M - Every Unlock by AndyKluthe
Dear Adam,
I forgave you for not letting me use missiles, power bombs, or super missiles every time I saw a hatch that told me I specifically needed them to get the goodies inside.

I forgave you when I saw grapple points but you didn't let me use the grapple beam, and instead had me find and alternate, more-dangerous route.

But why, oh why, did you send me into an active volcano without considering I might need the heat proofing on my suit?

Sincerely yours,
Samus Aran

Nerd Rage
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HYPERJOSEPH Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2014
If you despise Adam that much, why don't you look here:
OminousBro Featured By Owner Edited Aug 20, 2014
The sad thing is IT'S NOT EVEN A SUIT IT'S A FEATURE!!!                                                 SAME THING WITH THE GRAVITY SUIT TOO ITS NOTHING BUT A PURPLE AURA!!!!!
thesupremejoyner98 Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
don't you dare talk back to your daddy, bitch!
love, adam malkovich
Kerevon Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2014
See, I was actually fine with most of the authorizations, because SOME of them made sense.  And if you ignored/skipped the cutscenes, it didn't even hurt the gameplay too much.

But there was no fucking excuse for this one.  Other M had some decent gameplay (even if the story was shit), but this was the shitty-ass story imposing itself on otherwise decent Metroid gameplay.
MindCloud78 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Ha ha. Funny cuz its true.
l33tn3rdz Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Dear Samus, 

I was unaware of the areas you needed your gear in. I sort of forgot due me being in the Main Operations Control Center. You see I am trying as hard as you are to figure out what is going on in this place.

But whoever was working here locked down this system really tight. Hacking into Federation Computer Systems is not as easy as it looks or sounds. I have yet to get past the first layer on encryption as they are not using a standard Federation Encryption Algorithm.

I have managed to get into a Root Sysop Account by guessing the password but these hard drive partitions don't make sense. I am trying to figure out how to access them but they are using some sort of cryptographically deniable file system. I cannot access any of the directories without entering security codes.

I managed to figure out some of theses codes but every file, and every directory and its subdirectories and the files in those all require a different code to unlock. This is definitely not a Federation Approved Filesystem. The only reason I can think of for using a system like this is that they have something to hide.

I am trying to get to authorizing the stuff you require but I really having to get into uncovering what is so important that they have to use this type of secure file system.

icewolfknight36 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013  Student General Artist
This issue coulda been fixed easily in the game development.
FlippingEtc Featured By Owner May 8, 2013
They dropped the power bomb with this game's story in general
half-dragon Featured By Owner May 6, 2013
So true!
RBSPony Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2013
Aah I love this.
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